STOP PRESS. BREAKING NEWS.....

CLYDE IN BEHAVING BADLY SHOCKER....

Bike Gob has had it up to here with that prick Clyde. With his whiney little face and his stupid pissing name and his big dumb red hilarious slipper trainers. There is something not right about that continuous featureless grin and so Bike Gob has gone undercover to investigate (#whoisbikegob #moreonthatlater). That, or Bike Gob may have hired the same MS Paint operator the council are using for the Gobbonwealth Games marketing. Who knows which. Nobody knows. Except Bike Gob. And potentially, depending on the answer, the MS Paint operator.

Liz

Please help Bike Gob spread the word about the true face of Clyde. If you have any further evidence please send it in sharpish.