As Bike Gob hates christmas so much especially because it's a commercial head melt, Bike Gob has decided to find a hypocritical silver lining in the festive cloud and cash in, albeit by the suggestion of a lovely twitter gob wishing tea towels, and to be fair, Bike Gob isn't doing tea towels, but there are cushions, tote bags, mugs, phone covers and notebooks and everything, so if you need stuff that people might not want to give to those people then head on over to Bike Gob's new shop of commercial things.

The shop is here ok (click the blue line ya dobber).

And there are leggings.